Warring Alien and Predator races descend on a rural Colorado town, where unsuspecting residents must band together for any chance of survival. Following the events of Alien vs. Predator, and the maturation of the chestburster that erupted from the body of Scar (the Predator that defeated the Alien Queen) into an adult Predalien, the Predator scout ship crashes in the woods of Gunnison County. A local, Buddy Benson, and his son, Sam, are hunting in the forest and witness the crash, but they are chased and are implanted with alien embryos by facehuggers along with several homeless people living in the sewers. Meanwhile another Predator lands seeking out the Alien and destroying evidence of their presence on Earth. The dwellers of the town find themselves in the middle of a battlefield between the two deadly extraterrestrial creatures, and the small group of survivors splits between the leadership of Sheriff Eddie Morales and the bad-boy Dallas Howard. Both have different opinions about the best means to escape from the beings. This was the worst movie I have seen in 10 years. <br/><br/>Period.<br/><br/>It was so bad that I got an account on this site for the sole purpose of telling you how bad it was.<br/><br/>If my wife hadn't been with me, I would have walked out after the first 30 minutes. The best part of this movie was its use of the nostalgic Predator noises and rhythms from Predator and Predator 2. <br/><br/>The Problems:<br/><br/>1. The movie violated some rather substantial laws of physics as a convenient short cut to further the convoluted plot of the predator "covering up" the evidence of the aliens. I can just hear the writers saying "We'll just make up some sort of an advanced technology thingy. The audience is too stupid to know or care." <br/><br/>2. The aforementioned cover up is completely in contradiction to what we have been taught about the predators in previous movies, books, graphic novels, etc… The predators have never cared who knows about them. Yet, in this steaming cow patty of a movie, the chief alien runs around like some sort of interstellar CIA agent, making some corpses disappear, while leaving 100s of others. <br/><br/>3. All 4 Alien movies have been moving towards a quicker gestation period for the aliens, but it has now been reduced to a matter of minutes. Furthermore, the absence or presence of a queen having always been a key issue towards containment has now been bypassed by allowing the predator alien to make pregnant humans give birth instantly to more aliens. Again I can hear the writers… "hee hee hee, nobody ever remembers what happened in the last movie, just have the women give birth to aliens,.. Yeah, that't the ticket!" <br/><br/>4. Separately from that, we have been taught in 5 prior alien movies that aliens do NOT take on the characteristics of their host. Apparently, lacking any actual writing skills, the hacks that made this movie decided to just "abracadabra!" and make the big bad villain this time be a alien/predator mutant. Apparently this another detail we were supposed to just ignore in favor of all of the other mind numbing things distracting us. <br/><br/>5. It was impossible to care about ANY of the characters in this movie. To say that they were two dimensional would be to add a dimension to their characters. I couldn't even work myself up to hating anyone. Blaahhhh.<br/><br/>6. The violence wasn't even Friday the 13th gratuitous. It was just in-your-face obnoxious. Okay, we get it. You are willing to kill children and pregnant women using in-camera gory shots. Sorry, but that doesn't add anything to the movie except an "R" rating.<br/><br/>I could go on and on. I guarantee the reason you didn't see a single "name" in this movie is that anybody who wasn't desperate for the work took one look at the script and decided they would rather do laundry soap commercials. <br/><br/>Bottom line - Not even worth a free rental. New directors, same crap fest. I'm going to keep this short. This film is only any better than the first in that it's actually rated R. Although most of the violence is laughably non sensical. Main character's love interest is pinned to a wall with an over-sized blade thing and one can't help but laugh at his reaction, seriously. The acting is horrible and the performances worse yet are horribly stale. The directors think somehow having homeages to "Aliens" and "Predator" will inspire sympathy for this crapfest better, but I'm not impressed one little bit. The story was a continuation of the last film's, *&^%! There are some new xenomorph designs and a new creature, a mutt that's been dubbed the "Predalien". Either way, the lighting is so dark you can't see *&^%, so yeah, the movie sucked, end of story. An orgy of mindless violence, a random collection of bloody bodies, alien misanthropy, and slobbering carnage designed to bore straight into the pleasure centers of 13-year-old boys and leave the rest of us wondering when the movies got so damn loud. –The Guardian, 2008<br/><br/>"An early but strong contender for worst movie of 2008" a5c7b9f00b Episode 1.114 dubbed hindi movie free download torrentSleeping in Blood City malayalam movie downloadMiami Medical downloadThe Fight Within sub downloadtamil movie Masters of the Universe free downloadEpisode 1.121 full movie download in hindiThe Safe Zone song free downloadthe Episode 1.172 full movie in hindi free download hdthe Security downloadJustice League: Crisis on Two Earths online free
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